My criteria to select a hotel

Traveling a lot not only does mean spending a lot of time in other people's beds, but to get quite frequently bombarded with surveys about impressions and selections. In the nice place I stay this week the reward for going though one of those was quite some bonus points, so I invested the time. What strange questions I got: Would the pillow selection be more important than the front-desk, or is the in-room-dining menu better than other hotels. Interestingly none of the question met any of my criteria. So for the record, here we go:

0. Travelling mostly for business the hotel needs to be on the approved list of my current employer, which sets category and price range. For private travel I prefer a tent
1. Location, location, location: easy to reach, close to customers and the heart of the city (I don't like airport hotels)
2. A good gym with long opening hours. Working for an IT company makes you want to do things at odd hours. My current favourite is the Intercontinental in Bangkok: Open 24h on top of the 36 floor tower with a nice view over the city
3. Provide me with free breakfast based on room rate or guest status
4. In room free and working broadband (working means: fast). Wifi is a bonus, since I have travel routers
5. Regular supply of fresh fruits. My current favourite clearly is the Shangri-La
6. Nice bath room with a tub, daylight is a clear advantage
7. Access to a lounge

There are a few criteria which I consider basic facts: cleanliness, safety or competence of staff. There are a lot I care little (probably since they work in most places): Front desk, business centre, restaurants, bar, in-room-dining, pillow selection etc.
YMMV