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The appraisal


Made me cringe with laughter:
John Doe, my assistant developer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. John works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. John never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often John takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
coffee breaks. John is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that John can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that John can be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

Once you read it slightly different:
John Doe, my assistant developer, can always be found

 
 
 
  
  
  hard at work in his cubicle. John works independently, without
 
 
 
wasting company time talking to colleagues. John never

 
 
 
  
  
  thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
 
 
 
finishes given assignments on time. Often John takes extended

 
 
 
  
  
  measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
 
 
 
coffee breaks. John is an individual who has absolutely no

 
 
 
  
  
  vanity in spite of his accomplishments and profound
 
 
 
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that John can be

 
 
 
  
  
  classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
 
 
 
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that John can be

 
 
 
  
  
  promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
 
 
 
executed as soon as possible.

Posted by on 15 November 2011 | Comments (0) | categories: After hours

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